Far and Wee

It would seem that Carl Flesker is not the only talentless hack in his family. A distant cousin of his, a man by the name of Karl Fischer (don't know where people come up with these names), has finally gotten his act together and written something worthy of paid publication. Not a difficult feat, considering the amount of garbage that is published these days, but amongst all the filth and lies submitted to this publication, Karl's was apparently one of the best. Carl was reluctant to mention what rewards awaited his dear cousin, but he did threaten to castrate several board members in their sleep if we did not make a public announcement detailing the achievements of his unbelievably tenuous relative. So here it is, with great gusto, we announce that Karl Fischer will be published in "Space Squid Magazine," the link to which is thus: www.spacesquid.com. Look him up when Issue Eight comes out in a few weeks, or don't. No one except Carl really cares.