Last Episode: We Refuse To Feel Bad About It

As we began to say, we refuse to feel bad for our long and unannounced absence and we are not even going to offer any excuses because we have none. All in all, we've been far too busy until now and, frankly, have nothing to show for it except for a few lobsters and this mysterious box.

Now, we know we've said this before but we have plans, big ones, including a bit of relocation. That's right, the Everybody Company is moving. Here is where you can eventually find us in all our glory: www.everybodyco.com. Currently, there isn't jack to be found there, but all in good time.

As for what we'll be doing once we get there, expect more comedy, more reviews, and a lot more to do with the writings of Karl A. Fischer. That's right, that one incredibly distant relative has bought out our little company and we will be forced to conceded to his wishes, which means discussing his achievements (few as they are). We hope that all (six of) our fans will be able to cope with this transition, but none of you really have a choice anyway, so deal with it.

In closing, we just wanted to say that it's been a lot of fun and we hope to have even more, even as we attempt to revive our business and get used to a new location. None of us here have ever been good at goodbyes, or hellos for that matter, so we'll just say: "see you on the otherside." We hope that you'll follow us there.